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Sarcasm is kind of contagious, right? Anyone of you probably has some sarcastic friend somewhere whose sarcastic comments actually make your day. All right, I’ve maybe overstated it, but you must admit sarcasm is pretty funny, even if it’s not the most desirable feature in just every situation. But, when the mess calms down you probably feel the guilt if you’ve overdone it. So, to reward your sarcastic friend, because sarcasm requires intelligence, we’ve made a short but variegated list of best gifts for him or her.
Yet Despite The Look On My Face, You're Still Talking – Sarcastic Cat Coffee Mug
Both sides printed coffee mug will make sure sarcastic message is sent to the outer space. It’s made of high-quality ceramic and thus it is dishwasher and microwave safe, and it will perfectly fit your sarcastic friend making jokes even while drinking the first cup of office coffee. Starting the day with a decent dose of sarcasm can be pretty refreshing, right?
Vintage Tin Sign - Sarcasm Now Being Served Daily
This vintage-looking sign would serve as a replacement for the medal. So, before purchasing it, make realistic consideration if your friend is a sarcasm champion, or simply, does he deserves the medal for the sarcasm. It comes with four pre-drilled holes, so there shouldn’t be a problem when it comes to hanging it. If you cannot decide what would be the most proper place to hang it, maybe you would like to consider hanging it above the trash bin? Would that be too sarcastic?
Sorry No Hablo Fuctardo – Tumbler
Besides fitting well to your friend’s character, I must admit this is a pretty nice tumbler. It’s made of high-quality stainless steel, with double walls and a BPA-free lid, and it will keep her or his drinks cold for 9 hours, or hot for 3 hours. Also, the tumbler is sweat-proof which means it will stay dry, for a whole time. The only thing your sarcastic friend needs to have in mind is that the tumbler is not dishwasher safe.
A F**king 2021 Boxed Calendar: A daily dose of zero f**ks
Now, even if your friend’s sarcastic humor lasts throughout the whole year, having a day-to-day calendar like this, will serve as a nice reminder of what you both know – hers or his sarcasm is everlasting. Also, besides being a nice funny gift, it’s an everyday source of sarcastic jokes. On the other side, this calendar is made of high-quality but environmentally-friendly, recyclable material with easy to tear off pages and it will stand perfectly on the office table.
The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm: A Lexicon for Those of Us Who Are Better and Smarter Than the Rest of You
With this book, we’ll shortly step out of the joking area, and step into a more serious one. Did you know that sarcastic people have their own society? Yeah, me neither. It’s being called the National Sarcasm Society. Actually, the executive vice president of this society, James Napoli, is the author of this dictionary. As he says, it contains witty answers to all kinds of everyday situations, and it’s something every real sarcasm lover should have.
Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want to Come – Hoodie
Now, when it comes to apparel, there is a whole variety of gifts to choose from. We’ve decided to go with this one, which pretty simply demonstrates the attitude of every sarcastic guy. The hoodie itself is well made of thick high-quality fabric, and the quote that says ‘Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come’ although has a distressed look won’t peel off easily. The only thing you should have in mind is to note to your friend that this hoodie should be washed using cold water.
So, if you opt-in and purchase this hoodie for your sarcastic friend, you shouldn’t expect some sarcastic comment. Or should you?
Blue Q Men's Crew Socks
If you shouldn’t expect some sarcastic comment after gifting your friend with a hoodie, after gifting her or him with this gift, you should. Honestly, you should go with these socks only if you feel it’s time for you to be nasty a bit. In other words, this would be a sarcastic way to gift a sarcastic friend. The product description says ‘perfect gift for every man on the front line’ so, keep in mind to note it to your friend – she or he will get the point. The socks themselves are made of high-quality material and fit most shoe sizes – 7 to 12 – so, if you opt-in for them you shouldn’t be worried if the gift is good enough.
Sarcastic Comment Loading – Face Mask
Even this strong but breathable face mask won’t prevent your friend from making sarcastic jokes, as you both know it’s actually mission impossible. But it will surely acknowledge her or him it’s time to slow-down. Even if you take it simply as a piece of apparel or something required by the current situation, it’s anyway high-quality face mask, suitable for everyday use, on the streets, or in the workplace. It will surely help your sarcastic friend maintain her/his health, protecting them from dust, pollen, allergies, and viruses.
Wash Your Hands - Sarcastic Tin Sign
Another great gift for your sarcastic friend and another item on our list related to the current pandemic situation is this metal sign which says ‘Wash your hands’, followed by some incomprehensible text. Yeah, you all know it’s something your sarcastic friend mutters to herself/himself from the beginning of the pandemic and even now, one year after. Sarcasm can find inspiration in every situation, and you must admit this was a pretty inspirational period.
Drive Safe – Sarcastic Keychain
Here we have another sarcastic gift for your sarcastic friend. Again, you should have in mind that this is the right gift for a sarcastic person only if you want to fight fire with fire. Serving the same sauce is the pretty right thing to do, especially if your friendship is well and strong, but after a sarcastic gift, all you can expect is even more sarcasm. So, this is something to be careful about, and if you opt-in for this keychain, do it at your own risk.
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